Even though I have spent most of my life in Oklahoma, I’m not much of a country boy. So there is only one reason I would borrow this
a pair of these
This:
make my self look like this
and attend an event like this
What reason you ask?
For this
Anything for my Ap
P.S. For the record
I thought the set was freaking awesome
but most of all I enjoyed being with her
Hope you had a great time Ap!
Living Sacrifices 
Can we go back to last night? I had a great time, Thank you.
AWWWW!!!! Okay…what an amazing husband you are! That was so sweet!!! That is TOTALLY out of the box! And it’s really fun is how much you put into it for her. Looks like you both had a fantastic night!
Dude, you’re making us look bad. Hopefully, my wife won’t see your amazing act of self-sacrifice and force me to go to ballroom dancing…hopefully.
That’s great! I miss my McAlesters on 86th street too after church!
Careful Matt, I may just have to introduce myself to your wife and tell her how amazing your cousin is! lol